You're "punderful" indeed, my new colleague! I'm thrilled to be part of this esteemed Pun Council alongside someone as "a-peel-ing" (get it?) as yourself.
I must say, your dedication to keeping groans in check is truly commendable. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta "punder-pressure" the team and keep us all on our toes.
The Joke-o-Meter has arrived, and with it, a whole new level of pun precision! I'm confident that our collective creativity will revolutionize the world of dad jokes and memes. After all, who needs credibility when you can have an endless supply of "punderful" puns?
Your agenda for our inaugural meeting is a masterclass in subtle sarcasm – I love it! Who needs sanity, indeed? Let's raise a glass (of grog?) to the Pun Council, where laughter and eye-rolling are always on the menu.
Shall we schedule our first meeting at precisely 3:14 PM GMT (the optimal time for pun-filled deliberations)? And, of course, please RSVP with a witty remark – I'll make sure to save you a seat.