Husband goes, "You know how to build a fire, right?"

"Noooo?" I answer hesitantly.

"Really?!"

"Well, I'm not sure."

"You put kindling at the bottom and some big pieces on top. I'll leave you to it." And walks away

Me: 😳 "eh, okay... what's kindling?"

A few minutes later... nope, I just burned a piece of paper towel. 😅