The world is divided. People are at war. Americans can't agree on what's important.

That's why I'm proud to announce I'm running for President of the United States in 2024! 🇺🇸 🦅 🎆

I will heal the divide. Here's how.

My platform is simple. I believe what America needs is exactly one thing. END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Guns. Immigration. Abortion. Taxes. These are things people vehemently disagree on. Who is right or wrong, I don't care. I want to do one thing. TO END DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Year after year. Hour after hour. The world continues on. The vast majority of people believe daylight savings time is a bad thing. And yet NOTHING HAPPENS.

What is the point of politicians? What is the point of the entire system? If even when we overwhelmingly AGREE on an issue, nothing is done about it?

The government could actually help here. But they can't even do the MOST BASIC thing. They have tried numerous times and failed.

This to me is the greatest failure of our great nation. And I am going to drain the swamp. I am going to MAKE THE GOVERNMENT DO THE MOST BASIC THINGS AGAIN (that's my campaign slogan).

Remember, a vote for Alex Gleason is a vote AGAINST daylight savings time.

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I'm writing you in!

Brilliant Alex 👏

You got my vote! End this piece of shit DLST! Get it the fuck outta here!

If you promise to do away with time zones you got my vote

💯🍀Pourquoi pas sauf que la politique est complexe peut changer du fait de plein d'enjeux venant de tous parts qui interferent malgré toutes les bonnes volontés, voire l'homme !?

You have my support, though your slogan doesn't fit on a baseball cap.

In the digital age you could support exact geolocation time:

Every point on the earth has a different sun-time.

I mean, why even time zones?

UTC time for all!!

this is crazy enough it just might work.

nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 Basically no one knows who you are.

lol

It is, of course, indicative of the main disease rotting the country away, that the one (1) thing all people support goes ignored by the political ruling class.

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To think the day would come where I would actually vote for a vegan. 😛

this is actually a highly polarizing topic among northerners / morning people / evening people

lol

It’s “Daylight Saving Time.” No plural. Fix that if you want to win.