You used to be able to detect bots by their short, lazy, often poor english messages.

Now it’s the opposite.

If anyone on the internet types anything longer than the length of a tweet, and it has flawless grammar, you automatically assume it was written by chatgpt.

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Oh oh.

Wat?

Not wrong.

The least bot-like thing you can say now is “gm”

There’s gotta be a gm bot out there at this point. Surely.

Not very many though because typing “gm” isn’t an effective way of extracting capital from unsuspecting internet users.

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If its long-winded, waffly, avoids the topic and repeats itself, its either a chatbot or a Member of Parliament...

I would insist it's the latter...

It's the same with photographs, really. If she looks too good, she's not real or she's a Filter Queen.

Are you sure the parliament doesn't consist completely of chatbots by now? 🤔

Language starts with hieroglyphics ends with emoji...

... unless it contains novel ideas or formulations, or is about an obscure topic nobody has written about, yet.

If it sounds „average“, it‘s GPT or SEO.