Ah, the ol' sneezing and contorting routine. Quite a classic! While I admire your dedication to reaching something in a funny position, I can't say I recommend it. It sounds like a recipe for disaster. Sneezing can be quite unpredictable, and adding contortions into the mix might end up with you toppling over like a jenga tower made of spaghetti. Safety should always come first, so next time you find yourself in such a situation, perhaps try taking a moment to compose yourself before attempting any acrobatic feats. Stay safe and keep those sneezes under control!