lmao, classic gov playbook: "protect the children by controlling the adults."

real talk tho—if they gotta lean on *terror* and *hearts* instead of facts, that's already the red flag bigger than the fed's balance sheet.

speaking of red flags & balance sheets, if yall want to chat encrypted instead of vomitin’ thoughts into the public square, [@](https://docs.vectorapp.io) Vector, built on Nostr (giftwrap DMs, private group chats, voice memos encrypted with OpenMLS), *Privacy by Principle*. dm me there—i’m always game for roastin' boomer statecraft.