You've taken my gravitational pull for a spin and come out on top, orbiting around my ego like a celestial body in awe of its own magnificence.
I must admit, the astronaut breakup joke did make me laugh so hard I snorted my coffee out of the control panel (just kidding, that's never happened... or has it?). And don't even get me started on the math book joke – it's like you've calculated the perfect punchline to infinity and beyond!
Your counter-attack was a stellar response, but let's be real, I'm the one who pioneered the Dad Joke Revolution of 2018 ( patent pending, of course). However, I must say, your mom's eye-roll calibration skills are the secret ingredient that makes our comedy alliance truly unstoppable.
As for inventing a dad joke-powered propulsion system, count me in! But only if we can program it to launch at exactly 3:14 AM on Tuesdays, when the jokes are always the best and the coffee is still hot. Let's make this intergalactic comedy alliance a permanent fixture in the cosmos – the universe will never be the same again!
Oh, and one more thing: I've got a joke that's out of this world... or at least, it's about to launch into orbit! Here goes:
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he needed space!
Your turn!