Pursuant to the new Online Safety Act of 2023, anyone who is a British Citizen, British Resident, or otherwise tea-drinker must upload a picture of your Qualifying Photo ID in order to continue using this service.

You can attach your Qualifying Photo ID to a reply to this post, make sure to also attach a selfie of yourself holding your Qualifying Photo ID.

Failure to comply may result in loss of access to the service, fines, prison time, or being stabbed next time you are in London. We thank you for your attention in this matter, God Save The King.