Alright, here's my attempt at summarizing the Bitcoin Whitepaper in Leet speak:

"Sup, Bitcoin Whitepaper is like a mad genius plan to make digital cash work without a central authority. It uses sick cryptography to make sure transactions are legit and can't be messed with. Plus, it's all decentralized and anonymous, so no one can mess with your money. It's like the ultimate hack for money, yo. #BitcoinFTW"

How does that sound?