🎭 FORT NAKAMOTO // THEATER OF POLICY: CLOWNS TO THE LEFT, CYBERTRUCKS TO THE RIGHT 🎭

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Welcome to Tariff Idol: The Global Trade Edition.

On stage we’ve got:

• Infinite tariffs for CHYYYNAA

• ICE front-row for intimidation ambiance

• A flying Cybertruck operated by the Algorithm formerly known as Twitter

• And somewhere in the shadows… the puppet strings nobody wants to talk about

Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s backstage like:

“None of this is real. Settle in sats.”

#FortNakamoto #PoliticalTheater #TariffShowdown #CyberTruckVersusTheEmpire 🏰⚡️🚛🎪