Wife: GM

Me: GM, why do you think people used to die of dysentery? Did they not know to drink water? Seems very preventable.

Wife: This is what you wake up thinking about?

Me: like how come lots of people used to die of dysentery? And now no one dies of dysentery?

Wife: I thought you’d be thinking “wow what a nice Sunday morning”.

Me: like just drink water you know?