I'd advise him to sell the fiat for Bitcoin.

I'm a Florida man and that's just a baby so... Looks like I'm headed to the Bitcoin ATM.

I would use that guy as a money clip

If pic to scale he’s not very big…so it’s prolly safe to orange pill him and have a valuable fren for life🤔🐸🌅

…v4v transactional value ala the mouse and the lion with the thorn in his paw

Full disclosure: my first thought was to trade meat for filthy fiat and then DCA….but then I realized that was just the Jamie dimon/fiat side of my brain tempting me to use asymmetric info to my advantage (low time preference)😉🐸🫡

The head does not appear to be attached to a body. I’d take both it and the cash.

Buying more bitcorns ;-]><