So if I add the statement "it's still Bitcoin" to the facts that you can't print doggie coin out of thin air and it has to exist as a locked up UTXO, and I run a restaurant that makes headlines for starting to accept Bitcoin but we use dogecoin-only Bitcoin wallets, you're fine with that?

Or are you only OK with it when it's an asset with no proof of work blockchain, no underlying value, and no better of market performance than the original Bitcoin?