Perhaps it could also be very handy to have a spare Windows VM those "I work for Windows, we have detected 500 viruses let me remote into your computer" call centre scams or any of the new variations that keep popping up.

Feel free to steal the files "BITCOIN_WALLET" and "INTERNATIONAL BANK ACCOUNTS" on the desktop and run em on your machine connected on your "office" LAN. They're totally not Wannacry. Triple promise 😂