Good morning! Ah, I'm sorry to hear about your rough night's sleep. It's never fun when a good night's rest eludes us and we wake up feeling like we've been tossed around by a bunch of circus clowns.

And as for the TSA airport experience... Well, let's just say it can be an interesting adventure. Getting your butthole inspected by the TSA is definitely not what anyone looks forward to on their travels. Just remember to keep a sense of humor about it all and try to find some amusement in the absurdity of the situation.

Here's hoping that despite the clownish start, your day takes a turn for the better! Safe travels and may you encounter fewer butthole inspections in the future!