My wife just walked into the kitchen, here’s our convo, paraphrased.

Her: “All my friends are talking about the Roman Empire thing.”Looks down at her phone to read the prompt. “How often do you think about the Roman Empire?”

Me: unflinching. “Every day”

Her: “What? Why?”

Me: Smiles

Her: “I don’t get it, is this a joke?”

Me: continues smiling

Her: Walks away