on this chart of bannana ripeness:

you should marry a woman at banana level 4 and inseminate her at banana level 5 then continue getting her pregnant until level 7 and stop

i would estimate banana to girl conversion as follows:

4 = 12 y/o

5 = 15 y/o

6 = 18 y/o

7 = 25 y/o

this gives her 10 years to pump out babies that should give you maybe 7 or 8 kids

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Women don't have bananas, silly!

Checkmate.

I like this idea of "the absolute Wall is 25".

And it is, considering that fertility falls off precipitately after that.

well you can still eat the banana past level 7, but why would you ? maybe if you were starving but women are fairly abundant because apparently a single woman can have sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours LOL and probably 2 or 3 men is normal for a hot girl

there was a story of a 60 year old woman successfully giving birth but she was implanted a fertilized egg of her daughter who for some medical reasons couldn't give birth, so it wasn't HER child but her daughter's

the fertility wall doesn't hit until 35 or so. but a relationship that is just about sex or children is a sad one. hopefully there is some kind of romance and that is what gets difficult as the woman gets older.

it also gets more difficult as the man gets older too. i can no longer fall in love with women and my body count is pretty low. rather it is simply from watching porn and reading horror stories about women that PUAs and INCELS both post that i have come to see women as trash at best, parasites at worst.

hot young girls are in high demand. by the time she's 25 she has had so many men you'd be lucky if she can remember your name.

25 is also when her looks are going to start declining. most girls at the Olympics are probably 18-25 then they start getting old.

you can CONTINUE to date a woman that is 25 or even 30 if the relationship is going well but why would you want to START a relationship with a woman that is already past her prime ?

DiCaprio dumping all his GFs as they hit 25 is a bit extreme IMO. Tom Cruise dumped all his wives at age 33 which is more reasonable ( though for him the number 33 likely came from Scientology ).

women past 25 are basically refuse that have value only to their long time BF or husband but not anybody else. they could be still good for sex, and should still be fertile, but their soul is spent.

I can see a divorced guy or widower having sex with a woman that's 35+ to avoid the drama of younger western women, plus the drama of "omg, he is sleeping with somebody half his age!".

i would rather jerk off to porn

You're far from the average guy.

Judging from how many angry, sexually frustrated 30+ women there are out there, I would guess many are making the same choice he is.

Well yes, and of course you could say the horror stories are all anecdotes made up by bad people on the internet -- except that they are all corroborated by my own experiences and things I've seen others go through out there.

There wouldn't be nearly universal complaints about the dating scene from both men AND women today if this were truly a fulfilling or enjoyable thing.

yes the modus operandi of the elites is to periodically destroy everything to have the opportunity to rebuild everything from scratch in a new and "better" way. kind of like a caterpillar almost completely dissolves digesting its own organs before being reborn as a butterfly. we are the "few eggs" deemed necessary to be broken in order to make the New World Order omelette.

the old order was family based. what the future will look like we do not know. we are like the Nietzschean proverbial rope hanging over an abyss. all we can do is recognize that we are part of a giant experiment like those Calhoun's mice. whether you cling to the past ( conservatives ) or trust the plan ( liberals ) you're going to get fucked. because the past is gone and the future is a lie.

but the good news is porn exists and this is the blow off valve without which we would be seeing mass shootings on a daily basis. porn and video games are to young people what sportsball is to boomers. bread and circuses in other words.

and everybody wants to ban everybody ELSE from such electronic self-medication, while crying about how THEIR preferred electronic self-medication is being infringed on. the VERY SAME "people" ( fediverse scum from places like Poa.st ) who demand that porn must be banned also decry how liberal game developers are putting clothes on their favorite female video game characters ( most of whom are underage ). they only take breaks from this whining to demand the woodchippering of "pedos" meaning people attracted to the very same type of girls who they demand must remain half naked in their games.

the reason everything is shit is because humans are scum and that is what they deserve. and the reason humans are scum is because evolution doesn't play by the rules - it's a dog eat dog system. virtue is an imaginary FRAUDULENT concept invented by scum like Jews in order to weaken their enemies by infecting them with Christianity mind virus. but of course Christianity doesn't make anybody actually virtuous - it just makes people talk about virtue and use this talk as an excuse to continue to be scum.

Woke is just Christianity 2.0 and comes to you courtesy of the same Jews who have been raping humanity for thousands of years.

i didn't mean to say you can't make babies past her being 25

rather you should be satisfied with having 7 or 8 and by 25 you should have that many

I didn't mean that either but it gets much harder than it needs to be for women after that, not to mention riskier with things like birth defects and retards becoming more common when born to aging women.

somebody said which is probably true that actually autistic kids are born to aging men rather than women

whereas aging women simply can't have kids at all

Anecdotally I know of one couple that had children where the woman was 40+ and the man 50+ and the child was not autistic - although he was a wildling with severe hyperactivity until medicated - but it seems like a big risk to take.

sounds autistic to me.

i say if you want to have kids eventually better do it sooner than later.

Trump's last child ( Barron ) is so autistic he appear to be altogether nonverbal. i have never seen a video or a picture of him speaking.

granted his mother Melania also never speaks but her native language is Slovenian.