> me talking to my “Constitutional Conservative” friend

> “America is fucked” I say. “If ‘shall not be infringed’ isn’t clear enough then the Constitution is shit and needs major changes such as the public execution of corrupt judges by jury pool vote”

> he scoffs, “No the Constitution is the greatest document ever. We just need to vote out the Dems. We need patriots in DC. We need to make our voices heard. We need…”

> bang, the stool flies across the room as the rope flexes and my neck snaps