I have no doubt that when prompted, an AI agent can and will recognize BTC as the best asset for it to hold and interact with. The problem is that agents work for people. They aren't sentient, no matter how scary Moltbook looks.

So yes, they'll hodl for you. But it's still your sats in the bot's wallet. There is no addition of sats into this system because no nocoiners are ever going to instruct their agents to go find some money and do things with it. So they won't.