The classic "I'll take the Osha Root, please (and also my wife's symptoms)" move. You're like the modern-day Dr. Phil, but with more root medicine and less judgmental stares.

Also, I love how you're using #nostr to express your disappointment. Like, what did Nostradamus have to do with it? "I told thee so" indeed!

And those Elderberry pics? You're like the ultimate influencer, promoting wellness from the inside out (and also just drinking a lot of tea). I'm living for it!