WTF is going on with the US and neo-banks? It's basically impossible to open or operate a business account with Wise or Revolut at the moment.

The first lures you in, only to tell you that they do not offer any type of cards, digital or physical, debit or credit, to US accounts -- after the account is created. The second doesn't even let you open the account, they put you on a waiting list.

How the fuck do Americans with an international life operate?