My long long not seen friend wants to crash at our place with her partner. Sure, I'm glad to catch up after 15 years, kids, divorce, everything!
But her man. Who is he? What to cook? He has long hair and is thin.
He could be metallist, that would be nice!
Or he could bring some weed, ok alright!
And she now wrote me he'd prefer vegetables.
He's fckin eco vegan. And in their BDSM relationship he's the dominant one.
I will have vegan dom in my house.
...I'm not sure how to handle that.
Establish dominance 😂
Well I bought three chickens to begin with, alright. 👀😂
That's... definitively the other kind of "brain rot" (bad word-joke, I know XD).
It could be interesting though, sounds like he's quite out there. But I can see your "worries". Post about it when it's over, this could become a fun story. ^.^
Oh I'm not worried much, it's just that our fridge contains one red bellpepper and some onions.👀😂
I hope he's at least funny.
I bloody hope he drinks.
Hmmm 🤔
Vegan dom. Sounds like an oxymoron, no?
By showing him the fridge.
Full of meat. The vegetable drawer has some rotten rest of celery and half squeezed lemone.
The celery is perfectly ok and waiting to be steamed for you.
