To purple them.

Purple is the boomer term for LSD (aka synthetic mushrooms). Mushroom dust has a purple shade, especially when mixed with vanilla ice cream. When you get purpled, you connect with everything around you, in the most authentic manner. You can do that without any substance, but that requires a lot of concentration and liberation of thought, a lost art.

Bitcoin (the bright orange future) and Nostr (the uncensored interconnectivity) bring us into pure harmony, a live planet hosting humans at the peak of their potential. Our true potential has been barely tapped.

I have seen art that is technologically possible, but impossible at our current level of technological sophistication.

You get purpled and you have a shot at achieving your full potential as a human being. Plus it sounds funny.