It absolutely tickles my pickle that people look at this and say to themselves, "yeah that sounds reasonable".
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Yeah I bet you like gettin your pickle tickled
We wuz dirt
we wuz bacteria
we wuz dinosaurs
we wuz extinct
we wuz started over
People forget the mass extinction event.
https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/dinosaurs-ancient-fossils/extinction/mass-extinction
You don't think we came from an ancient Campbell's soup?
Huh
Yeah I think this hurts the case more than helps it:
>See, we went from dinosaur to wombat in two moves!
Umm…okay? 😵💫