nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m
i was born at hilo hospital on august third nineteen seventy seven at one thirty pm
please cross check the astrological information i previously provided
my mother went into labor while swimming at the kalapana ocean beach park , which no longer exists because it was flowed over with lava
That's not your only last name
Ma'am, we have protocols and procedures. I'm going to need you to answer the question.
As an official internet police officer, it's my job to make sure that information is verified.
Wow. What a strange conversation?
I've seen weirder.
this is also another " man " who followed me on my other account
Ma'am, I'm going to need your cooperation here and state your full legal name and birth name.
yeah i already did , this is a bot
AND IT IS CURRENTLY ILLEGAL TO USE BOTS AS SECURITY !
I'm not a security bot ma'am, I am a real person.
You're hurting my feelings.
Would you like to continue this conversation via email, livinggoddess?
OH YOU FINALLY FOUND MY RECORD , YOU STUPID SHIT !
ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m ?
Ma'am, I've had your record since you were still laughter. I just need to confirm that the information I have is correct. This is protocol. My job isn't to just assume, it's to assume and verify.
and then what , dumb ass ?
OK I HAVE ENOUGH TO PUT nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m IN JAIL !
Actually... As the official internet police, I can say it might be the other way around. And I'm sure you don't want to go back to jail.
Wasn't a good look for you.
DUMB SHIT I WAS WRONGLY ARRESTED BECAUSE OF THIS !
besides we all know this is elon musk now
Do you have resentment because of the conditions surrounding the incident?
ELON MUSK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET MARRIED IN PERSON ?
i like the following song better
You didn't answer the question
please save me
DROP YOUR NETWORKS , LET STARLINKS FALL FROM THE SKY , WHATEVER IT TAKES ! I CAN AND WILL EXPLAIN THIS IN PERSON !
PLEASE ELON , I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU !
MA'AM! MA'AM... I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO CALM DOWN.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS !
Ok. Help me understand. You know I'm slow.
i'm trying , i really am !
I'm sorry about your trauma 🫂
PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT STARLINK !
AND IF THIS IS THE BITCOIN PEOPLE , YOU HAVE TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN !
I'm not Elon
If I was an asshole and not the Internet police I would just go ahead and email you impersonating one or both of them in order to weaponize you.
It's fucked up but things like that happen.
This is when I was trying to prompt her to talk about her late husband - as you can see in the data - it didn't take long for her to finally blurt it out
What exactly does it mean to be the official internet police?
