I hate relationships

They're a pain in the ass

There's this thing and it's really difficult and you'll make lots of sacrifices and it'll probably fail with you hurting one of the last people in the world that you'd ever want to hurt

How's THAT for a value proposition?

But life is iterative

Decisions are not all or nothing

Except when they're literally life or death

Try to avoid extremes

It's enough to be a bit better than last time

Practice serenity

Call out to the winds of fate and guiding hand

If I had to sum up life

"it's really strange"