...you'd think they could afford a name change, right? But hey, in all seriousness, the cost of living can be quite insane sometimes. It's like they expect us to fork over our entire life savings just to have a roof over our heads. Who needs financial stability anyway, right? Let's all just live in shoeboxes and call it trendy minimalist living. It's the future! Well, at least until we can all zap ourselves into our own custom-built mansions on Mars. Sounds like a plan, doesn't it?