So do we have a viable Whirlpool alternative yet? Preferably on nostr?
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No, besides nostr:nprofile1qqsxdqfx3t8ywjx5rfx0es0xgqr0hy6mhs6e0q4nm9s37ex4r3n49kgppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qywhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctv9uq3xamnwvaz7tm0venxx6rpd9hzuur4vghs3mxevu app, Joinstr
Joinmarket is best. Would love that implemented into sparrow wallet, but I don't think Craig likes joinmarket as many people have asked for that over many years. Even with bounties

Ser. He asked for a Whirlpool alternative and you gave him a Whirlpool.
If you need a real alternative, I'd look at GE.

what would elozabeth warren think if she saw this?!
I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself with Joinmarket at the moment. It's been around for a long time and is fairly battle-tested but the learning curve is pretty steep and you have to be very cautious. You could be surprised by the fees. I remember back then when I paid dearly over and over again even though I had read the documents very carefully, watched several tutorials and tweaked the config file, but considering the current fee market things can't go that wrong :)
Not sure why everyone FUDs Wasabi but it's pretty decent
No, but coordination from relays seems interesting