What is a #zapathon???

You zap:

• Bangers. Memes so spicy they violate the Geneva Convention.

• Posts. Deep, deranged, or deeply deranged—we don’t discriminate.

• Friends. Because sometimes love is measured in milli-sats and poor financial decisions.

• Enemies. Nothing hits harder than a sarcastic 21 sat zap.

• Bots. They farm engagement? We farm chaos.

• Fiat shills. For educational purposes.

• Ourselves. For tax reasons. (Don’t ask.)

• Comments, replies, shadows, echoes of deleted notes. Zap first, read later.

• Random people mid-breakdown. It’s a support mechanism, trust the process.

In the words of the Fort Nakamoto Scrolls:

“If it exists on Nostr, and it sparks even 0.000001 joy… ZAP IT.”

#ZapEverything #ZapsForTheZapThrone #FortNakamoto #ZapFirstThinkLater #ZappedByLove #LightningKarma #ProofOfZap #SatsOverSense #ZapShallSetYouFree #21GunZapSalute #StayZapped