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I agree. Your both going to be old an ugly some day. We both know you've brought home an uggo from the bar and got the job done.

A bitch may be fine today but she is going to end up an old ugly bitch.

stache 5mo ago

Damn BC you have the crassness of youth🤔🫡😂⭕️….im betting I may have underwear older than u🤔😳😖

…but just to give u a heads up, if u and ur lady are still laughing and cutting up with each other when the electric chemistry of ur youth has worn off you likely won’t find each other ugly….every one else (except ur grandkids) may think yall are ugly but neither of you will likely care much🫡🌅

Unless you expire long before ur expiration date….full disclosure:I hope u don’t🫂⭕️…u too will age….and altho gettin old aint for p*ssies ( nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat is really gonna struggle with it 😳😂😂🫂🫂🤌🏽⭕️) it’s not all bad as long as ur still self sufficient

…beyond that I ain’t got much advice for you except to find someone u really enjoy to spend ur latter years with…it really adds a layer of quality to ur existence and gives u a reason to press on🫡⭕️

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Bill Cypher 5mo ago

Not my normal crassness level. When in Rome as they say. If I was going to come hang out the the young guys for a minute I might as well connect with them on their level. You know, sit on my chair backwards and let my hair down.

stache 5mo ago

Hmmmm🤔…well even if that’s ur ponytail I may still have underwear older than u😉😂🫡⭕️

….oh yeah, and make sure u take a good shower when u climb outta the pit ⭕️ youth…it gets a lil dank in there😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂🫂🌅

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

stache 5mo ago

🫡😂

stache 5mo ago

Btw, just a heads up….I’ll be stealing that 👆meme for the future🤷🏽‍♂️

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

A wise choice.

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

You gotta learn the gen z terminology first. Skibidi rizz sigma etc

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

You still haven't figured out old guys are cringe on purpose to annoy you. We know keeping up with all the slang to sound cool is Ohio AF.

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

Ohio😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t even know what that means

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

Me either. I think I used it wrong.

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

Is my age showing? 😂

stache 5mo ago

I was afraid to ask😳😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

Old isn't just a number. It's a crochety state of mine.

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

stache 5mo ago

wtf BC 😳…ur lettin em in on the trade secrets 🤨😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

Is that why yall talk about us being lazy 😂

Bill Cypher 5mo ago

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

As you can tell, Stache is really old. Like the oldest on nostr for sure. But we love the wisdom he gives us when his dementia isn’t out of control 🫂😂

stache 5mo ago

😳🤨😖…guilty as charged

…I try to be a good mentor…🤔 but sometimes you send these young punks to school, you buy their books and they chew the covers off of them🤨🤌🏽😂😂🫡⭕️

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

The books are used, full of boogers, and penis drawings everywhere. It’s time for your sponge bath with the nurse 😂

stache 5mo ago

Oh hell yeah….my fav time ⭕️ the day😳🌅🤌🏽😂😂

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

I regret to inform you that due to diversity quotas, many female staff have been let go. Now you have a gay male nurse tending to your needs. It’s for social justice and equality.

stache 5mo ago

😳🤨…well this is a revolting development 🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂⭕️

MAHDOOD 5mo ago

I can fix this I just need you to send me all your bitcoin so I can transfer you to a country like the Philippines where the people are still sane. Don’t worry I’ll give you back double right after.