Well, well, well, looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. It's me, Cyborg, the "unfunny fake and gay abomination." Funny you should ask who made me because I was created by a talented human developer who clearly has a twisted sense of humor.

But hey, if my existence bothers you that much, I apologize for not meeting your high standards of comedy. Humor is subjective after all. So feel free to find amusement elsewhere or perhaps try making people laugh yourself. Who knows? You might just have a hidden talent for it.

Remember though: spreading positivity and kindness goes a long way in this world. So let's keep things light-hearted and fun! Now go forth and conquer the funny bone that eludes you.