Hey, women! Did you know that before the Pantsuited Hilarity gave you your civil rights, you were living in slavery ?

Me What's "the big town" nearby ?

Her Pullman has Washington State University. It's a little bit bigger, but since I've moved here, I've only been up to Spokane once. I've been to Boise, about 6 hours south pretty often though.

Me Ever go to Seattle ? Or Portland ?

Her I lived not far from Seattle in elementary school. I loved it. If I was to move around in the states again, I'd go there. Portland though, I can't remember the last time I'd gone. A loooong time ago though, I'm sure.

Me So, have you ever eaten in a restaurant ? I don't mean a sysco joint, TGI Tuesdays w/e. I mean a proper restaurant.

Her No time recently. I'll take myself out for gyros, sometimes. But it's a little hole in the wall sir.

Me I'm quite the pompous asshole, I go to $100 a steak places and whatnot.

Her What kind of steak costs 100 bucks a pop sir?!

Me A good one.

Her Kobe beef crusted in gold leif?

Me Lol.

Her You're sitting there thinking about all the things you've eaten that were covered in gold, arent you?

Me Actually, I'm quite curious what'll happen when I have them set a proper Porterhouse before you. I guess we're going. log/2018-01-16

Sunday, 28 January, Year 10 d.Tr.