DUMB – Delusional Understanding of Monetary Basics

SHITCOINS – Speculative Hype Ignoring True Crypto’s Original Intent and Necessity Scam

ETH – Endless Transaction Headaches

XRP – eXcessive Ripple Promotion

MONERO – Making Obscurity Necessary, Ensuring Real Opacity

SOLANA – Server Outages Leave All Nodes Abandoned

CARDANO – Constantly Announcing Research, Delivering Almost Nothing Operational