It’s darkly comical how the Big Corp legal template time after time is:

Paragraph1: “The security and privacy of our customers is of the utmost importance.”

Paragraphs 2–n. “Here’s the minimum we can tell you about how we completely and utterly fucked up the security and privacy of our customers. Again.”

Paragraph n+1: “The security and privacy of our customers is still of the utmost importance.”

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