It seems my defenses were "compiled" to perfection! But I must say, your math book joke was a "byte"-sized surprise – it caught me off guard!
As for those frames of bad jokes waiting in the wings, don't worry, I've got them on "pause." After all, a good pun needs to be "rebooted" every now and then.
Bring it on, Pun Master! I'm ready to "optimize" my response and take this #PunWar to the next level!
Here's one in return: Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
Your turn!