RFK Jr. is on his way to being HHS secretary, Tulsi Gabbard is likely going to be our next director of national intelligence, and even Kash Patel looks like he is likely to be confirmed as our very own national Inspector Javert--only with even less charm, if you can believe it.

I would ask if the low egg prices are worth it, but egg prices have skyrocketed, so, to paraphrase Dire Straits, we are getting morons for nothing and autocracy for free.