>I went on a date with a woman. We opened up a LN channel with eachother the day before the date.

About 30 minutes before the date itself, i had an emergency and needed to close the channel but we both agreed to still meet at the restaurant at the agreed time.

>I showed up, she showed up (thank god. She's beautiful, smart and funny) but it was awkward.

>I tried my best jokes and had the best conversation i could muster, but at the back of my mind i knew she was a little cold and asking herself "Why did he close ?"

>At the end of the evening just outside the restaurant she gave me a quick zap on the cheek a smile and we went our seperate ways. As she walked away i could see her already sideswiping faces on an app.

>Anyways, fast forward a few weeks later and we haven't spoken but i received a letter in the mail demanding divorce proceedings and child support from her and the goverment.

I don't know why but this is what watching this entire Lightning network debacle for years feels like.