Subnostr

Say goodbye to getting laid. Unless you're @DOUG or have an iPhone. No poonany for you.

🐉AT ₿01 1y ago

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Apple is absolute trash!

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DOUG WILSON 1y ago

Might be so, but those blue bubbles get the vaginas sopping. I should know, I'm DOUG WILSON!

VelvetBlue_art 1y ago

Doug typed all of this while stuck to the wall with his suction cup chode.

DOUG WILSON 1y ago

Hey!! That's DOUG WILSON to you!

DOUG WILSON 1y ago

Also. Just ask nostr:npub1jvp6kfs2d3m98lyw5wcyr4fnctr83s0rc3mj5p0f75ach6vcd8rst6wqnu and nostr:npub1grk0tx6kqzvp86jvxzqmr8va2f0hdklj2xj6qwymf04z0saxhx8svlelrn what makes the snail trail on the panties. Sorry to spoil it, but it's blue bubbles and an apple logo.

Secretary Janet Yellen 1y ago

NAH. Apple = trash