Why not just print your seed phrase on your t-shirt, less chance of getting knocked unconscious and thrown into a van.
your private keys are not jewelry.
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relax, those are just expensive pens
Maybe just do this with your decoy wallet that has nothing but your worthless 2017 ICO shitcoins on it.
just write XRP on it and you should be good
Speaking of XRP. I saw an interesting Google advertisement yesterday and took a screenshot. 🤢
Yes, time to trade XRP for bitcoin 🤝 lol
Anyone who ever made the mistake of buying Ripple eventually learns the unfortunate truth. You can never dump it all. They require wallets to keep a minimum 20 XRP balance forever as a permanent reminder of why you shouldn’t shitcoin. 
How to delete the account; donate to EFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elg3wXj0yHU
https://www.eff.org/pages/other-ways-give-and-donor-support#crypto
Got 1000 xrp in an air drop when it first came out. Went to get rid of it a few years ago and they had changed their wallet rules or system. Jumped through hoops to send it to an exchange so I can sell it. But am still the proud owner of a handful for this very reason.