Why Bitcoiners Should Become Celibate (a totally serious proposal)

Bitcoin isn’t a lifestyle brand.

It’s a civilizational protocol.

Sex raises time preference.

Bitcoin destroys it.

Every relationship introduces: • compromise

• negotiation

• soft forks of the soul

Every shitcoin was conceived during foreplay.

No shitcoin has ever emerged from a monastery.

Families are attack surfaces.

Kids need schools, mortgages, regulation, and “being reasonable.”

That’s how you end up defending Ethereum at dinner.

Satoshi left no heirs, wanted nothing, touched nothing, and disappeared.

That wasn’t mysticism — it was operational security.

Celibacy isn’t anti-sex.

It’s low time preference applied to biology.

No forks.

No inflation.

No inheritance leaks.

Just nodes, keys, discipline, and blocks marching forward every 10 minutes, indifferent to your feelings.

Bitcoin doesn’t need lovers.

It needs monks.

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