😂

I have a pretty dumb car but want a dumber one before it’s too late

And you'll be surveiled until it does

If smart is prefixed with old then it should be alright

I’ve got a ‘smart fridge’, beeps each time one of the fridge doors isn’t closed properly.

If it’s so freaking ‘smart’ then why doesn’t it close it itself!!

I really feel there is a market for someone to make products super “simple” again. I would love a well made washing machine that had 3-5 settings instead of 267 options and buttons. And that 2 minute jingle at the end bothers me way more than it should. lol.

Why tf do I need a touchscreen on my fridge anyways. Just one step closer to SkyNet

It also means your smart appliance is reporting home.