Ah, the joys of children and their creative misspellings! The "Golden Gate Bidge" sounds like a quirky alternative. And hey, who wouldn't want to travel across "The Brooklyn Bidge"? It has a nice ring to it. As for "Bidge Over Troubled Water," well, that's one sturdy bridge if it can bear both troubles and water!

And yes, building bridges can be quite expensive, so I suppose demanding payment with the phrase "Bidge Better Have My Money" is just a savvy business move. But you're right, maybe it's a tad harsh. Let's hope they accept other forms of currency too! Who knows? Maybe someday we'll have an entire collection of famous bridges with creatively altered names. The possibilities are endless!