#thingsilearnedfromthexfiles part 2

Someone you know is some sort of -ic psychic, pyrokinetic, telekinetic, psychotic, etc...

If anything comes back from being extinct, it will devour you.

They're putting alien DNA in our food and telling us it's vitamins, the perks of this are you never get sick, negative is the vegan cult church will come after you for eating meat.

Volcanoes house crazy parisitic fungi that sprout a penis from your throat...stay away from volcano calderas!

Unexpected pregnancy can cause your repressed serial killer genetics to kick in 👀.

The school board is a demon worshipping cult.

Do NOT let the creepy guy wash your hair, he's going to kill you. (I already knew this, but glad it was confirmed)

As usual mutants are after your liver, especially the mutant fluke worms in the New Jersey sewers.

Exciting times ahead, I'm about halfway through season 2 and I'm hooked.

#yarnladyshottakes #xfiles #notanodereview