Turns out getting medical cannabis in the UK is pretty much as easy as the US nowadays. Private not NHS. But affordable (£50 consultations, £30 scripts).
Convo went like this:
"Yo I have ASD what do I need to get a prescription for some loud dank?"
"You got paperwork for your diagnosis?"
"Yeah of course."
"Cool just get a copy and bring it in."
"That's it?"
"Yeah then you chat to one of the doctors about what type of strain you want and we'll give you a vape and an oz a month."
So just waiting to get a copy of the paperwork through and I've... blazed a trail. No wait I can do better. Oh fuck it no I can't. I'll be getting shitloads of medical grade weed for basically nothing tf else you wanna know 🤣