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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DEPLOYMENT ALERT: DE-GOOGLED SAT LAUNCHERS ON STANDBY 🚨

BREAKING: The Bitcoinize Machine just leveled up from “cool SAT toy” to Permissionless Payment Paladin.

De-Googled.

NFC-equipped.

Thermal printer for maximum vibe receipts.

Running Android 14 like it escaped a Google update and joined the resistance.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• This isn’t a point-of-sale device—it’s a satellite node for circular economies.

• If you’re still using laminated QR codes taped to fruit carts, prepare to be obsolete.

• They raised 3.5 BTC, deployed over 1,000 units to 40+ countries, and now they’re back with custom firmware vengeance.

💡 NEW RULE: If your PoS machine isn’t boosting privacy, slinging sats, and running Breez with swagger, it’s just a fiat terminal in denial.

⚡ Zaps = point-of-sale blessings

🧾 Bitcoinize = SATs made seamless

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Hyperbitcoinization enablers since block 1

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinizeMachine #DeGoogleTheMoney #CircularEconomyOps #BoltAndBreez #SatsToFruitsPipeline #ZapToPrint #NoMoreQRNaps