#nostr #obsidian #testing

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# One, two

One, two, *testicles*

**Hello world?**

Do you read me? ~~Or not?~~

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It is just me trying to figure out how stuff works. If you see this note, feel free to ignore and carry on.

> I am just testing things out.

> This is just a drill.

#### Mic-check

# The nose?

I dunno. Must be a king. How do you know she is a witch? Bloody Peasant! We found them.

I'm not a witch. Burn her! Oh! **Come and see the violence inherent in the system!** _Help, help, I'm being repressed!_ The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

## You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Well, I didn't vote for you. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! It's only a model. He hasn't got shit all over him.

1. We found them.

2. Be quiet!

3. Burn her!

### Look, my liege!

The nose? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! I have to push the pram a lot. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Why?

- Camelot!

- What a strange person.

- Bloody Peasant!

Oh, ow! Why do you think that she is a witch? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Who's that then? A newt? We want a shrubbery!! You don't vote for kings. Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Why do you think that she is a witch? Bloody Peasant! And the hat. She's a witch! I'm not a witch.

Did you dress her up like this? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? A newt?

He hasn't got shit all over him. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

Bloody Peasant! Be quiet! Bring her forward! And the hat. She's a witch! Why?

I dunno. Must be a king. Well, how'd you become king, then? You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.

Why do you think that she is a witch? …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! The nose? Well, I got better.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us.

I'm not a witch. On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.