What is a kyc-free, customer friendly solution to get from zero to 10k sats to be able to zap then?
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You can probably do coinswaps on whirlpool with Samourai or Sparrow, to get the bitcoin clean, and then send that over to a Zeus embedded node on your phone to set up a lightning channel. It's a bit technical, and I haven't even done the opening a channel part yet, being a bit daunted by the details, but I believe that is the most user-friendly tech out there right now to accomplish what you want. Zeus is awesome, and it has some documentation on how to get the most privacy out of it.