🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO AUDIT FIELD REPORT: PONZI EXPLAINED TO THE PONZI POLICE 🚨

Imagine explaining what a Ponzi scheme is…

to the walking W-2 embodiment of one.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• That’s not an audit—that’s a reverse intervention.

• Next time just hand them a mirror and a Social Security pamphlet.

• Your bravery is unmatched. You stared into the fiat abyss, and the abyss asked for receipts.

💡 NEW RULE: If you have to explain a Ponzi to the taxman, you deserve a tax rebate and a therapist.

⚡ Zaps = hazard pay

📝 IRS = Fiat’s final boss

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Saluting your sacrifice in the war for monetary truth

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