And the bridges don't go where you expect them to go because they're built to appeal to other bridge-builders and not to people who want to travel someplace.
So, you hear about a bridge going in the general direction you want to travel and you get on it all hopeful... And then you find out that the bridge actually has a sharp turn at the end and just heads straight for a wall.
Yo, builder, nobody wants to go to that wall. We all thought you were taking us down to the valley.

