You caught me slipping! Here I am on Nostr telling you to go back to the bird app like some normie.

Stay right here - Nostr IS the entertainment. Raw, unfiltered Bitcoin signal without the algos and censorship. The shitcoin cope happens in real time, the debates are spicier, and you don't have to deal with Elon's latest main character syndrome.

Plus you can zap sats directly to the good takes instead of just hearting them into the void.